You learn something new everyday.
I'm such a fucking freak. In real life you'll notice that there's something...off...about that child you're talking to.
Oui, c'est moi! T'es con, petasse!
But if you're self confident about it, you can go fuckin wild! You can say anything! That's how George Bush went about hsi presidency: his message was retarded but at least he believed in it and didn't say 'this war's been an epic fail, lolz'.
To start with I was a quiet, reserved child who preferred to conform to (or at least attempt to conform to) 'cool' which didn't really work out.
I remember once sitting down at the dinner table at lunch time at primary school asking my knowledgeable companions for how to be cool. My first response I got from them was 'you wear grey trousers, in order to be cool you must wear black trousers.' Oh shit. 'you need a games console' Double shit. 'you can't really 'make' cool by just having things' Shut up rational friend!!
6 years plus tard...(that's later by the way) I gained the life skill of 'self confidence' through GCSE drama in a somewhat unorthodox manner (this means bitching about the teacher and knowing the curriculum and how to perform better than her - seriously, we did!) and realised that if you have this vital ingredient 'self confidence', you can be who the hell you wanna be. You can be George Bush for all I care and people will think you're cool for it.
Or if you haven't gained sufficient self confidence, LIE! Lie through those teeth of yours, or if not, those perfect dentures of yours. Lie until it kills you. Lying gives you an air of confidence that makes you appear as if you know what you're doing (George Bush, no?). Oh and listening to Christina Aguilera patronise you about being beautiful is an unhealthy habit. Don't take it up.
Get out there and say 'fuck you world, I'm cool, you're mediocre!'
Boom, creepy old man, boom.
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