So, yes, despite meagre response for becoming famous through this super-famous-yeah blog, there is a winner to the fame competition (remind yourself what I'm on about by reading A Fame Review). So the winner is.......
...the Sexual Harassment Panda!
So his end of the bargain was to send me a short essay as to why he should shoot to fame with thanks to this blog and he sent this little number:
My Fame Contest Entry.
An essay by: Sexual Harassment.
Panda.
Attractive Blogger,
You speak of fame as if you know it. But you do not know fame until you have starred in a documentary like I have, in order to spread the message that “no means no” and “please do not touch me there” as well as “doing naughty things makes me a sad panda children”.
The documentary I appeared in is quite famous, you may know it as “South Park”, although in my native land of The Island of Rejected Mascots it’s known as “That makes me a sad panda”.
I wish to win this competition, because I do not want that disgusting and sexually ambiguous slut C.J winning that mixed taped with your saliva. She posts such sexually arousing things on her blog that it makes my fur stand on end and my bamboo sticks break.
And that makes me a very sad Panda indeed.
Also, the prize should be Panda nudity, because doesn’t that just get your noodles frying?
The photo is of me peeping through to look at the female Panda’s enclosure, because you can take the panda out of the sexual harassment, but you can’t take the sexual harassment out of the panda.
I think you will agree.
Stay hot,
Sexual Harassment
Panda.
An essay by: Sexual Harassment.
Panda.
Attractive Blogger,
You speak of fame as if you know it. But you do not know fame until you have starred in a documentary like I have, in order to spread the message that “no means no” and “please do not touch me there” as well as “doing naughty things makes me a sad panda children”.
The documentary I appeared in is quite famous, you may know it as “South Park”, although in my native land of The Island of Rejected Mascots it’s known as “That makes me a sad panda”.
I wish to win this competition, because I do not want that disgusting and sexually ambiguous slut C.J winning that mixed taped with your saliva. She posts such sexually arousing things on her blog that it makes my fur stand on end and my bamboo sticks break.
And that makes me a very sad Panda indeed.
Also, the prize should be Panda nudity, because doesn’t that just get your noodles frying?
The photo is of me peeping through to look at the female Panda’s enclosure, because you can take the panda out of the sexual harassment, but you can’t take the sexual harassment out of the panda.
I think you will agree.
Stay hot,
Sexual Harassment
Panda.
I chose Mr Panda as he already has experience in the fame industry, so he won't be overwhelmed with the fan mail and wo-panda love letters that are sent to him in the bucket load (btw please forward any electronic panda fan mail you have to sexualharassmentpanda@live.co.uk). I've also seen his work and it does look good...he has a somewhat unorthodox method of the prevention or sexual harassment, yet they it works for him and works for others.
He also called me 'Attractive Blogger' which is super nice too.
Now, to keep my part of the deal, I had an interview with him. Unfortunately I wasn't able to meet him in person, but we did execute the interview over msn:
Sexual Harassment says
hello attractive blogger. Sexual harassment panda here.
Germanotti says
oh hello. up for an interview?
Sexual Harassment says
I suppose so. As long as you do not become aggressive
Germanotti says
i'll try not to
Sexual Harassment says
you writers as all the same. C.J verbally assaults me.
Germanotti says
serious?
that's awful
well i promise not to do so
Sexual Harassment says
Makes me a sad panda. anyway...questions
Germanotti says
yes
first of all
when did you realise you had the potential to become famous?
Sexual Harassment says
When I were a young panda cub and I had my furry winkle in hand, I realised that I could change the world. One painful dry hump at a time. Although I do not encourage young pandas to dry hump their way to stardom...it is how I found my way in this misfitted world.
Also, furries really like my style.
Germanotti says
i see so how did this turn into the prevention of sexual harassment?
Sexual Harassment says
I saw some panda sex. A LOT of panda sex. And I didn't want anyone to ever have any unless I was involved. Sexual harassment...well nobody deserves it but myself.
Germanotti says
pretty selfish no?
Sexual Harassment says
Absolutely. I am the greatest panda and all others can suck my cock...but nobody elses
I do not share bamboo Mr attractive blogger sir
Germanotti says
'bamboo sharing'. i'm not so familiar with that phrase. is that a sexual term?
Sexual Harassment says
yes it is.
If you don't know what it means, you need to ask someone to show you.
Germanotti says
would you?
Sexual Harassment says
No, i am a panda and you are human. It would be an act against the sun
Germanotti says
...anyway, what will you do with the new-found fame you shall gain from this interview?
Sexual Harassment says
I will use it to hit on wo-panda
and then i will share some bamboo
also, I will use it to launch my own drag show and perhaps website
Germanotti says
we'll discuss your show and website later
but most importantly, wo-pandas
Sexual Harassment says
I like wo-pandas who are black on white, not white on black
Germanotti says
i see, is that not a bit racist?
or that's just how you roll?
Sexual Harassment says
Pandas do not have racism.
Germanotti says
no?
Sexual Harassment says
We simply have preferences. And I prefer pandas with more black fur
wo-pandas* I'm not a slut like C.J
Germanotti says
i know, she's a problematic one! do you read her blog?
Sexual Harassment says
Problematic? hmm that jezebel is going to panda hell
and ofc i read it Her blog is porn!
Germanotti says
i see
now about websites and things you mentioned
explain further
Sexual Harassment says
I wish to become a famous panda and get much tail. Therefore I shall launch a sexy naked panda website where I can chronicle my favourite wo-pandas
I might charge an entrance fee of many panda dollars
Germanotti says
nice
what would you call it?
Sexual Harassment says
Panda Poon perhaps.
and my username would be sexualasspanda i think
Germanotti says
not sexual harrassment panda or shp?
Sexual Harassment says
shp looks like ship
and i hate ships
Germanotti says
why?
Sexual Harassment says
they make visitors come to misfit mascot island
visitors who rape and pillage my wo-pandas
I DO NOT SHARE MY BAMBOO
Germanotti says
so..gosh that's awful for you what kind of visitors are they?
Sexual Harassment says
They are ppl who probably enjoy C.J's blog. Harlets and human mans
all wanting some education
...I'll educate them....
Germanotti says
i see
It was an enjoyable experience, so thank you, Mr Panda for helping me out and I wish you all the luck with your famous ventures and drag show and/or website!
Oh and the cassette I've licked is in the post.
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